Cosmic Forecast, Feb. 28-Mar. 6

Happy March! Do not yet awaken from the Night of the Year, my children and friends. We are in the last few hours (weeks) before dawn; the time of the deepest sleep, our most rewarding dreams and freest aspirations. Dare to be different and kiss logic goodbye for just a little bit longer, as we drink deep from the primal ooze. Glub, glub… Nighty-night… Sweet dreams… ’Til spring.

l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  Moonday is crazzzy day; especially if this is your birth week! Wake at dawn on the 4th, as the Sun rises hand in hand with retrograding Mercury. Use/gamble with any seeming confusion and see how sometimes crazzzy can work for thee. Tuesday’s blues-day. Late…

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Cosmic Forecast, Feb. 21-Feb. 27

Happy Pisces! Check dese abs! Hey, anybody, how about a ride to the beach? Yeah, it does seem kinda out of reach. Surf’s up, Buttercup! Time to lobby for your hobby for one more Moon, and then spring can/shall follow soon. Happy Full Moon in Virgo on Moonday. How you gonna keep busy, Lizzie/Dizzy? Music, “Game of Thrones,” chess, the written story of your life (we’re all just dying for that!), TV (ad nauseum), your next 3-month affair, your spring fling, warming up for baseball or just plain old warming up? How about dreaming? What would you like to be/do this spring/year? Wait ’til April. There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all. From The Golden Troll…

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Cosmic Forecast, Feb. 7-Feb. 13

Time to trade in my/your dragon for a/the Year of the Snake. Thank you, Cool Stuff! (Tell ’em “MOJO sent me.” Always works for me!) Happy Chinessse New Year of the Sssnake, on thisss coming Sssunday. We’re transssiting from the myssstical, dynamic dragon to the more domessstic and mundane, yet ssstill asss (oopsss!) controversssial ssserpent. Sssnakes appear in nature from Gemini through Virgo — from June through Ssseptember. So let’sss jussst continue hibernating. We’ll have plenty of time to talk about it asss we ssslither through. Peace and love ssshall conquer all. There are no mistakesss…

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Okay. You’re rounding the corner in 2nd place, filling up the space and erasin’ all the…

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Cosmic Forecast, Jan. 31-Feb. 6

Here comes Hernán, with his bill of goods and his holier-than-thou, know-it-all teachings, while disguising his greed (his soon-to-be-bloody sword disguised as a crucifix, plus a roomful of gold), his thirst for adventure, and its most blessed child — fame. Read deeply into this meant-to-be mystery. Hernán Cortés had a daughter (Leonor) with one of Montezuma’s daughters. Politics/religions make strange bedfellows, indeed. Still, somehow, it’s all meant to be. Nothing happens but the will of Allah. (“Allah” equals all things, and more.) —K’uhl Mut(i) Ahau

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Well, is/was it crazy or sedate? Mars just whipped through Aquarius during the month of January, and leaves you after sunset on Friday, the 1st, as Venus…

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Cosmic Forecast, Jan. 24-30

Now to the children of the jungle comes the European emissary Hernán Cortes, representing the Piscean avatar, the “Prince of Peace” — an incarnation of Vishnu/divine love. It happens to be 1519, and the Amerindians have been expecting the return of their bearded Quetzalcoatl — also an incarnation of Vishnu/Venus/Tlaloc. Everyone was right! Avatars don’t have to be — and aren’t usually — received and interpreted as their followers expect them to be. That’s part of what makes them magique…and somehow, magically, it all works out! —K’uhl Mut(i) Ahau.

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma’am! Jigsaw. She saw. Outta da can. We made it through da first terd. Das’ da werd. Only our…

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Cosmic Forecast, Jan. 17-23

Let’s take it back to the “Primitive Beauty.” The media hype surrounding the “end of the world” had/has it all wrong. (Whatever sells, right?) The focus of the Aztec, Mayan and Incan culture’s galactic synchronicity around December 21st-23rd should have emphasized not the end — but rather, a/the new beginning. I can feel it. Before the Iron-Age conquistadors smashed through the Bronze-Age weapons of the Mesoamericans’ culture, they were not just a group of native spearchuckers. Instead, they were the greatest mathematicians/astronomers of all time. Let’s meditate on the primitive beauty ’til the Europeans show up in the picture next week — when once again, we speak. —K'uhul Mut Ahaw

j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  The party’s…

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Cosmic Forecast, Jan. 10-16

Happy Cazimi New Moon in Capricorn, at 1:44 in the afternoon (Omax time) on Friday the 11th. Very lucky; especially for Capricorns and Libras, old people, old rich people, yogis and yoginis, Tantrikas, bosses, fathers and very horny old goats! How’s your little “goatee”? We’ll see…?

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Are we having fun yet? Well, for you, Zippy, the fun’s just begun! You’re on a run to seize the Sun, just caught by the Capricorn Cazimi (which means “Heart of the Sun”) New Moon on Friday the 11th, at a quarter of 2:00 in the afternoon. Make a wish a half hour before or after (either way), and see what your gods/loa/saints have…

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