Weekly Horoscopes

What Jesus complex? I'm just hangin' out in my front room. Happy Easter everyone! And at last, have a Happy Spring! See ya at the always-rainy day Earth Day? Maybe they should hire an Astrologer? If you're so inclined, at last it's time to fast, get right and travel light. There are no mistakes. Peace and Love Shall Conquer All. I love you all. — MOJOPOPlanetPower.com *TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Welcome back into your sign. But don't start the party yet. Quietly hip-hop into the rack with the one you'd LOVE to attack from the back. Friday eve early and wake up Saturday late with a BANG! Hey, if that's your THANG, the aspects don't improve for a while so you might as well lay 'round and smile in the rack till the Sun makes its comeback. Easter Sunday. What the Hell? Ring your own church bell. The Lord has once again risen and it's time for your new decision. It's mid Spring and love(n) is your thing. Your ruler Venus just entered Aries till mid-May so you're toooo engorged to listen to what I say. So fire away anyway! I've heard the word. Your rebirth is due for you May 3rd. *GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Hey read Taurus. It May have nothing to do with your chart, but a little (the right amount of) love will always help with your art? You are at the heart an artist; are you not? Well, if not, isn't it time for you to start? Mercury, along with the rest of the Universe, seems in Aries, the sign of new starts, till mid-May conjuncting into Taurus hand-in-hand (and conjuncting Jupiter!). I knew there was/must be a reason for you to read Taurus! They are the voice of the love and you are the wit and/of the way. *CANCER (6.22-7.22) Wait a week. Trust me. Let others continue to make/break the mistakes around you and thereby you'll avoid the feeding frenzy as the sharkies are due to arrive to/and clean up the afterbirth of Spring. May 3rd you('ll) get the word. (Could it be.... Love!?) It happens at a party or a gathering of some kind; maybe at a Taurus' house, a lecture or ameeting? Open your "3rd ear" on May 3rd for the Holy Word. *LEO (7.23-8.22) Please read Cancer. Your career is/will be on the line in two weeks time. Till then maybe you could quit stuffin' your muffin? We don't buy you're "just Spring cleaning the fridge." Maybe it's not food you seek? We'll fin'd out in a week when once again we speak? I'll quit eatin' if you'll quit eatin' (for Sprin'g cleanin') and we'll both have room and in'clin'ation to fin'd what we're truly seekin' as/at a more Spiritual destination? Here comes the Sun! Happy Easter, Misters and Sisters! *VIRGO (8.23-9.22) I've heard that if you'll wait till the 23rd you'll know even more to even the score. Blend your senses. See with your fingers, feel with your eyes and this weekend you'll hear about a/your BIG surprise! Could be an inheritance, maybe an insurance payoff or some channel of unexpected money? Oh-oh! I smell love/money/Spring/sex — and not necessarily in that order! *LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Your ruler Venus and the planet of mentality and communication, Mercury, are traipsing through your opposite sign hand-in-hand till mid-May (16th) and conjuncting Jupiter (May 11th) along the way. Something BIG cometh this way! Your power is in your partners; no pun intended ... well, maybe a little....? Oops ... another. Love is seeking you in a BIG way from across the Milky Way Galax(a)y. Anything for a rhyme — anytime. Opposites attract! Lay way back... *SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Low profile for a while. Your turn in the barrel. You've got two to three short weeks to get it together with/for your partner. They'll be in charge. Let them. Work on it and get into shape to hold up your end, or his or her end? Wait and play it cool in the background 'til the Moon in Scorpio is Full, May 17th, sets at dawn. Till then, practice by repeating after me: "How May I serve thee?" There's a clue in there for you, Boo Boo? *SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Please read Taurus and then Gemini and then Libra. Jesus, you do get around?! You're gonna help it happen whether you dig it or not, Captain. That way they can't blame you 'cuz you don't/won't know what you're doing? Show them all the philosophical value of the opposite point of view without an ounce of care or concern. That'll make 'em burn? Now it's your turn to read Aries, please? *CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) The Moon is in your sign from Friday the 22nd at dawn till Easter Sunday at lunch. Use it! That'll prove your personal Spring. It'll be time to bet your everything on/to see what your Spring May bring. It's all falling into place/space. Use it before you lose it. *AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) The last 14 years illusion has gone on. Neptune has moved into Pisces out of Aquarius. What happened (or started to) in 1996-97? Now is the time of/for your new starts. You've got seven years to prove/discover your leadership abilities or lack of these. What happened the first week in January? Time this Easter weekend to communicate with your brothers and sisters. You'll never know unless you go. This be the truth from MojoPo. *PISCES (2.20-3.20) AUM. Here comes the/an (astral) vehicle for your deeper understanding, your mystical (re)birth — if such things exist? Wear purple when you meditate. Meditation is the opening of the hand of the Spirit. The hand must be open to receive and even then — no guarantee. To help open the hand of the mind read Holy books about and from Holy people; especially fellow Pisces like Edgar Cayce and/or Parmahansa Yogananda. See what the I Ching has for thee? Let your River of Tears flow into the Ocean of Devotion by way of the Sea of Tranquility. AUM. *ARIES (3.21-4.20) Almost done with crazy? Good timing. You've got till June to expand your personality and then switch gears to pay for this whole circus. The use of computers shall somehow provide the keys to/for your next seven-year realities. You're going to be required to use your head, not abuse your head by butting/ramming into/through other people and their Vou Dou. Taurus, Geminis, Virgos and Libras are all trying to catch up to you. They catch up May 10th/11th. Party at your crib? Luck's with you till June. Use it before you lose it. Your lucky numbers are 8 and 5 and your color will run red.

posted at 09:58 pm
on Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

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