Weekly Horoscopes

Happy New Moon stellium in Aries Sunday, April 3 at 9:32 a.m. The Sun, Moon, Mars, Jupiter, the planet Uranus and Mercury retrograde are all forming a "stellium" in Aries. Thus my/the mythic macho pose. Thanks Chelsea (not soon to be for) Long. It would seem a good time to start or initiate — but not really? Mercury retrograde! Yeah, I know it's confusing. Now you know how I feel all the time. Start projects now in your mind; manifesting after three weeks (April 20) which you/we shall/will find to be a better time — according to Michael P. and the wisdom of Astrology. MojoPlanetPower.com * ARIES (3.21-4.20) Well, we're off and running! Here comes/starts Spring! Your ruler Mars is conjunct the planet of the unusual, the eccentric and the bizarre (the planet Uranus). Jupiter (the planet of luck) is in mid Aries during its year long transit of Aries, Mars is conjuncting the planet Uranus as you are reading this and the New Moon, a Solar/lunar conjunction is Sunday the 3rd at Sunrise. Now, if Mercury wasn't retrograde in mid-Aries till dawn April 23rd I'd say go ahead and start something BIG (Mercury conjunct Jupiter). Good luck! Let's talk next week after the confusion (Mercury retrograde) and the war (Six Astrological planets in Aries). * TAURUS (4.21-5.20) All the world's seemingly at war and you're living the life of love and leisure amidst the luxury of your private Shangri La. Venus remains exalted in Pisces from now 'til we enter Taurus, April 20th. You must reach/search through the catacombs of any/your violence and aggression that you are or have been holding in your personal subconscious (Aries stellium in your theoretical 12th House). What comes to mind? Channel it. Seek, diagnose, realize, enlighten. Continue unfolding Spiritually to handle the day the war comes to your door. Forewarned is forearmed. * GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Oh God? Are you the leader, a middleman/woman, the mouthpiece for the fools or the April Fool yourself? If any offers of leadership are offered to you or seemingly come your way, wait till Taurus to join the chorus. Save your voice till then when people can understand and appreciate what you (can) do. You think you're confused (or confusing?) now? Wait a week or three. Please, trust me — wait a week or three. It's going to be crazy and "it's ALL your fault!" * CANCER (6.22-7.22) The New Moon the 3rd at 9:32 a.m., has you chomping at the bit. Please wait if you can. It seems like a perfect time to start your Spring or anything projects; but all the data isn't going to be in yet. Wait three weeks. Trust me. Prepare. * LEO (7.23-8.22) OK, that vague opposition (Neptune in the last degree of your opposite sign Aquarius for a lingering year more) has almost disappeared from your horizon; so it isn't surprisin' that the confusion May (hint!) works for you. Your Ninth House of travel, education and philosophy, is lit up like an Oriental lantern. It ain't as bad as it will at first seem; if you wait for completion. * VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini. With you it's probably problems at work, where you make your money, and leadership (Aries) issues. Virgo is known for its Second Banana Syndrome (ring a bell, Pavlov?); so, if that's the case with you, start pleading politics for your "Favorite Sun." Pick a winner and then you can hang? Buy a lottery ticket. Your lucky number is five. * LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Please read the first two sentences of Taurus. For you, it's partnership/opposition. Let them win. They've got all the Power. Time (Saturn) is on your side, (yes it is); but time always takes its time? You'll get there. You'll have to be patient. AUM. You'll have to be the Love and together you'll seek/generate/find the Wisdom — for that is what life is/must be for? There is no Higher Truth. AUM. * SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Time to start work — or is it? Have you noticed how everything you thought and expected for April is sta-sta-sta stutter sta-sta-stopping, excusing and showing up losing till May? Martians: Accept the TAO in matters of work and health (Sixth House). Plutonians: You have family issues to account for. It's time for your Dad and your brothers and sisters, need more money? * SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Read Aries (for this entire year!). You're hooked up! Just don't start yet; but do prepare. I'll tell you when to give in to the/your yen. You're so impetuous and you never take advice! How does the MOJO know? (I talked to your Mom! That's how!) * CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Here come the Libras to complain and cry on your thigh. Your shoulder's too high! They'll tell you the why and then why not, what's cool(ed) and what's hot. It's hot at home so don't roam. It's 50/50. Wait till the snow melts. * AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Boom! Starts your next seven-year stint! I'll give you a hint. You've got seven years of leadership issues — yours and others. Boom! Wait a month to put it in the Earth (Taurus) to find/see what your dreams are worth and want to be? If you plant 'em this May and in seven years (2018) you'll/may get your pay. * PISCES (2.20-3.20) You're hanging on for stardom for one more week? The truth (the planet Uranus) has come and gone and you're left hanging on to whatever truths you've learned since 2003 (while the planet Uranus visited Pisces) and has/will cut you loose and set you free. We'll see? Your codependency with your Aquarian/strain/unique/freak buddies may/will cool as they have "moved on”; but you're still holding on. After one more lingering week Neptune will enter Pisces and all that hairy scary, spaced out, traced out, who-ha, hu-hem is gonna’ finally get you in. Here comes mysticism into most of your lives.

posted at 10:16 pm
on Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

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