Cosmic Forecast, May 2-May 8

¿Cómo ésta? Happy Cinco de Mayo. This is the/a week to clean up, take care of and finish up your spring cleaning. Take care of all the/your loose ends before the New Moon in Taurus on May 9th. —Miguelito Mira Nubes (Little Michael Cloud Watcher)
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b TAURUS (4.19-5.19)  You’ve got a week to get it together. The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Taurus, this year conjunct both Mars and Mercury, happens late in the evening of next Thursday, May 9th. Venus, your ruler, will be at her strongest right before she departs Taurus for Gemini that morning. You’ll either be in love — or wish you were. You(’ll) have to start by loving yourself, or you can’/won’t honestly accept anyone else’s love, right? It’s time for you to talk/learn about love. It’s more fun being in love than not, isn’t it? Then, it all makes sense(?). Trust me. I love you.

c GEMINI (5.20-6.19)  Have you ever loved and lost? You’ve got 3 weeks to go (get) over that type of rumination, and any diagnosis  — though useful — isn’t usually fun, but the resolve will prove to be worth it, right? Let me guess… You opened your BIG MOUTH (again) and now you can’t get your size 9’s (guess how the MOJO knows that?) out of it. You’ll know too — by the May 24th-26th Full Moon weekend. You’ve got these next 3 weeks to sing da blues, pay your dues and get humble enough to receive the culmination of this last year’s efforts, when Jupiter the planet of luck (and loquaciousness!) visited your sign. Use it before you lose it soon (through your mouth?) — by the end of June.

d CANCER (6.20-7.21)  Please start by reading Taurus, above, as we continue to talk about and discuss love. Who do you love? Or, what? What is love? Give me an example. Now, give me an example that doesn’t involve pain. Ahhh… The fruit of the Judeo/Christian ethic? Who loves you? Da MOJO.

e LEO (7.22-8.21)  Everybody’s saying that it’s cool, you’re cool and you’re nobody’s fool…except for your wizard/brujo/shaman/Merlin/priest/priestess/witch/witch doctor/councilor; the/that “magique” person in your life. Everyone else tells you what you pay ’em to tell you… (I’m not just talkin’ money here!) Call me — when you’re ready. First one’s free…

f VIRGO (8.22-9.21)  How long have you bought that bill of goods that one has to earn love — like money? It’s not a commodity. It either happens or it doesn’t/don’t. You either got it — or you won’t. If you “think” you’re in love, then a person like me can/could talk you out of it. If you know you’re “in love,” then you’re telling me there’s nothing anybody can say or do about it to dissuade you. Who do you love? Who came to mind?

g LIBRA (9.22-10.21)  Everyone’s in the throws of springtime, Venus love and May Day all the way…and you — the epitome of Venus — are busy counting $heckel$. It’s okay. You’ve got the Sun, Mars, Mercury and your lovely Venus all transiting your 8th House of other people’s money. I’m just teasin’. Make it beautiful, and you don’t/won’t need a rea$on.

h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20)  You’re feeling so good, you’re forgetting that you should be laying back. It’s not your turn! It’s your partners’ turn to burn! It’ll be their time to shine. They’ve got more money than you, anyway! How does the MOJO know? Maybe the MOJO’s a know-it-all Scorpio — the strongest, yet weakest, of all the signs in the “zo”? But then, you’re a Scorpio… Maybe you already know?

i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20)  Read Gemini…except, in your case, your ruler Jupiter is visiting your opposite sign. The next Fool Moon’s in Sagittarius on May 24th/25th. That’ll start your 2013 spring thing (fling?) with a bang, if you can just hang loose as a goose on the juice. I see a margarita por la señorita! Olé! Happy Cinco de Mayo! —Miguel Jose

j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  Keep studying your love life, your past, and the present possibilities from the many levels/stages of reality — and how it all possibly relates to/through the occult and the culmination of a relation focusing around/on/after the 4th/5th of July. You’ll know why as/when you’re born again.

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  All your power is at home. Either your reputation, your father or your boss suggests that your spending habits need to be regenerated (Saturn in your 10th House of Scorpio, while Pluto visits Capricorn in your 12th House). Spring cleaning?

l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  It’s your weekend. At 1:25 on Friday afternoon, the Moon enters Pisces. Was it good for you? We’ll find out how your dreams turn out shortly after sunset, as the Moon conjuncts your mystical ruler of dreams and the subconscious; Neptune. Great aspects all weekend — except for a lunar square with Jupiter in Gemini on Saturday night. You’ll be tempted to talk too much (hiccup!) and spill the beans, while making promises (we all know) you can’t possibly keep. It would be better for you go to sleep early, where you can dream under the influence…a DUI?

a ARIES (3.20-4.18)  It’s all in your money house, and that’s why you’ve got to play your cards right now in the big Poker Game of Life…ALL IN! You’ve got ’til the end of May to play it your way, as your ruler Mars fires up your theoretical 2nd House while transiting through Taurus. Invest your winnings in landscaping/gardening/fertile soil. Sometimes love is more valuable than money…

posted at 07:20 am
on Thursday, May 02nd, 2013

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