Cosmic Forecast, Mar. 29-Apr. 4

It’s the Year of the Dragon! Dragons know what they want — and then they get it! Wait ’til the morning of April 4th (when Mercury moves direct), test your wings, and ROAR! Then, get what you want during this coming year. Our European-based culture fights and slays our dragons, which represent the uncontrollably powerful forces of nature. The Oriental, African and Mayan cultures try to placate and/or trick dragons; usually through baiting them with their fabled love of riddles. Which reminds me: Why did the dragon cross the road? To get to the other side before the end of the Mayan Calendar…? We’ll see, won’t we…
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a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Wait like you’ve never waited before… You can interpret that in at least 3 ways. You are being set up to play the April fool. There’s only one way to interpret that. Time to “dance in the void.” Avoidance. Now, please read the intro and wait like you’ve never waited before… (Perhaps #3 could/would be…humbly?)

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Are you in love yet? Jesus Christ! It’s time. True, Saturn (time) is languishing in late Libra ’til next Libra…and then moves into opposition for the next 2 1/2 years… Ouchy, Mama! Time will not be on your side!? You’ve got half a year to actually, truly “fall” (hint!) in LOVE! Start with/from your truest, highest self (hint?[!]).

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  It’s ALL your fault for another glorious, insane week. Seek/search out your king or queen in time for you to play “the fool.” Somebody has to — and everyone gets to play the fool, some time. Now, read the intro. And now, I command thee to make me laugh!

d CANCER (6.22-7.22) ’Til Sunday morn, the Moon’s in Cancer. Spring cleaning 2012 is the answer! You have started, haven’t you? Then please read the intro — and then, start NOW! Oops! Here come the neighbors!

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Starting from the day of the Sun, you’re having fun! Now, read the intro, please. The Full Moon on next Friday, the 6th, implies some sort of harmonious goodness coming from your brothers and/or sisters — involving a trip? Have your travel bag/head ready, willing, waiting and able. They(’ll) think you are “Ooooo, soooo cooool!”

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini. (In 2 months, I’ll start having them read you. That’s the best I can do.) Mars has been retrograding backward through Virgo since the New Moon in Capricorn on the Chinese New Year (of the Dragon), which started at sunset on January 23rd, and continues ’til mid-April. Watch out for any Aries, starting NOW!

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Taurus, and be glad you’re a Libra childe! With you, it makes money! Dress nice (as always), do your yoga (whatever that means to you), pay off at least one old debt (at a time. Perhaps your father [of your personality]? How does the MOJO know?), remain humble — and prepare for success.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Hide for one more week (read the intro), check with your children, wonder what it’s like to be the king or queen, and then return to your own humble consciousness as the king/queen of all things occult for your tribe.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Gardening, landscaping, BIG business, where you(’ll) want to be on May Day, getting as good-looking as possible(?) amidst slow, steady progress, and happy spring!

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Patience ’til Libra. More clues next week — if you can wait!

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  March 5th, St. Paddy’s Day and finally, Earth Day. You(’ll) figure out how they all relate.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  The next “Fool” Moon is in your 8th House of Libra (on April 6th), which rules other peoples’ money, (y)our mortality and the occult. Use your/some magique to figure out which partnership allows you to share your magnificence — so’s you can get paid according to your real worth (not necessarily of this Earth?), and find what your real dreams are worth. You’ve got 13 more years to channel your tears and fears. Dream on, dream on, dream on…

 

posted at 06:00 am
on Thursday, March 29th, 2012

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