Cosmic Forecast, Mar. 15-Mar. 21

Just enjoy your life on this precious little planet. Breathe deep through this next season. You don’t need a reason; as reason will/can not serve you at this time. Keep your sense of humor and have a little more wine. What the hell… Don’t waste your time answering questions that time will tell. Peace and love shall conquer all. There are “know” mistakes. (That spelling was on purpose. I only look/act like a stupid hippie [with a tremendous sense of humor].)
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l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  First steps are the hardest. Where do you want to be in 13 years? (Did Zager and Evans know something? [Hey Mark, did they know it even when they were back in the “Eccentrics”?]) You’ve got to look back to January 1970, when your mystical ruler Neptune entered Sagittarius, the sign of prophecy, ’til January ’84, when Neptune then transited into taciturn Capricorn. (What did Orwell know?) In January of ’98, Neptune entered gregarious Aquarius. Follow this/your sequence and surf the Zuvuya. Surf’s up!

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Hold your horses, Tonto. Boys and girls, keep it in your pants ’til after April Fool’s. You know the rules! Expect crazy daze from around March 18th to and through the 23rd! The resolve presents itself a month later, around April 20th/21st.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Did you make a/your wish on the night of March 13th? Ahhh… You don’t believe in magique anymore? Well then, why/how do we have a name for it? Sex is magique! Now, I’ve got your attention! How does the MOJO know? When sex — the root expression of physical/biological life — has no meaning, then life may/will seem to have no meaning…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Watch for a crazy, computer-orientated Aquarian. They’ve got a “virus” they want to “insert” into your program at an Aries’ house/party. Obliviously, they’ll want you to “fire it up” during Aries! Wait ’til after the New Moon in Taurus (on April 21st), of “chorus,” when your v[o]ice returns and your ruler Mercury re-conjuncts/connects with the planet Uranus, ruler of the eccentric, the unusual and the bizarre, and you get sent/become the “holy word.”

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Get ready for the New Moon in Aries on March 22nd! Keep your sense of humor. Your reputation is at stake. Aura red and make a large charge ahead, or be electric, light blue and glide silently/unseen through. Then altruism will be a/the key.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Ahhhh, freedom! What a concept! The week you’ve planned to “fix everything up” just turned/grew into next month. Feel “free” to/and catch up. What do you mean, freedom has (its) responsibilities(!)? That doesn’t sound like freedom! Sounds like a job, doesn’t it? Use your newfound freedom to move to the/your new groove.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini, above. With you, it happens at work and/or involves your health (6th House). Unexpected psychic surgery? To the Philippines of the mind you go! Tell the (witch) doctors you’ve been sent by MOJOPO. AUM… When you can learn to live your life without hating even one person, then not even one person’s hatred can/will touch you. There is no higher truth. AUM…

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Taurus and meditate on the setting Venus/Jupiter conjunction in the western sky after sunset. Somebody’s got some BIG money to invest in your art career — as long as you make it “beautiful,” and fill it with your LOVE.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Unexpected confusion at work? Why not unexpectedly stay at home? You don’t have to answer the telephone. Tell ’em your astrologer said so. That’ll be the truth, from MOJOPO.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Please read Taurus, then Leo, and then Cancer for the answer. But what’s the question? Your “soldiers” are looking for you —and then you unexpectedly find them during this coming month…

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  For better or worse, a blessing or a curse, your reputation is at stake (make or break) from now ’til October — if you stay sober. Get ready. You’re beautiful! You’re perfect — now change. Sound familiar? It will…

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Please read Aries, above. Ready for your craziest spring ever? Have as much fun as possible without pissing anybody off! Mercury is retrograde, conjunct your esoteric ruler. That’s the rumor.

posted at 08:03 pm
on Monday, March 12th, 2012

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