Cosmic Forecast, Aug 25-Aug 31

All right! Let’s feel good before we get back to work, school and the Golden Rule: “Whoever has the most gold, rules.” Welcome into Virgo, the sign of Mother Nature. The New Moon in Virgo is late on Sunday, followed by a beautifully-aspected Moonday. Get out into it before it disappears amidst the necessity of the coming seasonal changes. Get the work done first. More next week! Happy exclamation points! I know times are hard, but read on, read on, read on…
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f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) By the time you read this, it’ll be over. You can go back to your life. It’s not fixed, but now it’s fixable. Start putting the pieces back together over the weekend and hit the rack at 10:00 Sunday for/at the new Cazimi Moon in Virgo, conjunct Venus. Program your dreams toward fulfillment in order to wake up on Moonday morning and/to be reborn. Use Moonday’s great aspects before they use you — and you lose them.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Virgo, first. With you, though, it’s in and on your House of dreams. Dreams are music from a more mystical, musical realm. Learn to dream in tune with the Moon next Wednesday, the 31st, in the afternoon. Compose your dream(s) then. It’s all music (read love) to you, isn’t it? If you have to wonder if it’s music or not — it’s not. Change it — or at least rearrange it, and then let us hear it when you no longer fear it. Your dream becomes you.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Plan for a party for next weekend with the people you work with (your tribe) at a party this weekend. It’ll be your turn to host. Your power is growing. It’s showing, and it’s owing to the people who support you and what you do. It takes a lot of help to be/remain independent. Get it! Social independence is an illusion, and you, as a magician, deal best with illusion, don’t you?

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Whoooops! Hold it. Jupiter’s in retrograde in the sign of Taurus ’til Christmas. Back-peddle on that land deal. Give him or her a chance to prove whether they really love you. Questions (and tests?) concerning partnerships and the possibilities… Rework your scholastic/traveling endeavors.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) When I speak of harmony — or the lack of it — what comes to mind? On next Wednesday, the 31st (Saturn conjunct the Moon in the afternoon), we’ll see what you can find — and if you’re still behind? You’re halfway through, Boo Boo.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Friday afternoon is good! Low-profile on Saturday. Hide from invisible sources in sleep for Sunday night’s New Moon in Virgo, which should ignite dreams of/concerning other people’s money. Get with a Virgo on Moonday and enjoy the ride…

l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Time to dream of what you can do in this 3D world we share. All the BIG planets are retrograde, so it must be time to focus on our “cute, little” world. Thank Allah/Isis/Jehovah/GOD/Mother Nature/Amen Ra/the Causeless Cause of All and the 100 million other names for God for this precious opportunity to experience and converse upon our Mother Earth. In an ordered universe, you don’t just “show up.” You have/had a reason. ’Tis the season for you to study the “not-you.”

a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Keep it in your pants! Pornography’s got a tight grip on you! (Ever notice how phallic an exclamation point looks?) Still, it is beautiful in its way, isn’t it? The way the bodies fit? Especially with such bodies!!! There’s magique hiding in there, somewhere — and everybody knows it! Check out “Lobster Fellatio.”

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) It’s gonna feel tooooo good on Sunday/Moonday to let it go! (Please read Aries, above you.) Now, if an exclamation point is phallic, what analogy can we ascribe to question marks? Okay then, let’s lay the question mark on its side. Get it…(or not?)! There’s a lesson there, somewhere…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) You’re feeling the best you have in a month. The higher-ups lend/offer an ear. They appreciate the well-dressed, right? Your brothers and sisters may show the way. TV, movies, cameras — whether in front of or behind them, you find the time to communicate your ideas on Wednesday afternoon, with Saturn conjunct the Libra Moon! Read Aries, soon!

d CANCER (6.22-7.22) Start with Aries, the beginning of the zodiac, and read them all in order — and that’s an order! You’ll understand. It all starts with the MOON! Here comes the money soon! How does the MOJO know? Have fun!!!

e LEO (7.23-8.22) Gone, but not forgotten. Why do obscurity be such a fear for thee, your majesty? The valiant warrior shall lift its ugly, purple, battered helmet one more time in your honor…and when it comes to a choice between duty and honor? I’d rather be “on her”! Now, read Aries (to understand). P.S., they are just “dying” for your memoirs…(in your dreams). Write ’em down!

posted at 08:43 pm
on Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

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