Cosmic Forecast, May 12-May 18

Happy Full MOON on Tuesday, the 17th, at dawn. Let's party 'til then — and from now on! I'm debuting MOJO and the MOFOS on Saturday, from 5:00 'til 5:35, at the Benson Days' party in front of Jake's. I'm also debuting my rap song "Z. Z. Money" from my "Vou Dou Tech Neaux" CD, and "Primitive Beauty" (the song for Taurus) from my "ZODIAC" CD, released by 7 Times 7 records. Let's party! TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Boom! Boom! Boom! Here comes the Full Moon in Scorpio, soon! On Tuesday, May 17th, at dawn, the Moon sets at 26 degrees Scorpio, opposite Mercury, Venus and Mars skipping along in tandem in early Taurus. Here comes the birthday/week/month/sign you were REALLY waiting for, wanting and!!! Am I talkin' yer language yet? It's your last gasp of/for inspiration! Extend your weekend 'til the Sun rises on Tuesday morning. Da MOJO has the higher-ups, on your behalf. When the spell is broken, it's your turn to laugh. Happy birthday! GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Watch out for Scorpios! They are such horny dogs, and it's spring! Is an explanation point just a period after it's had its four-hour Viagra fix? Did you hear about "Niagara"? The ad says: "Makes you come like a waterfall." Ahhhh... Where was I? Maybe you're more suited for a Taurus? CANCER (6.22-7.22) Please read Gemini. I have a "feeeeeling" that you're not afraid… Maybe you could use it? Now, read Taurus. Time to party? You know we can't have a party without you! Hell! It's at your house! It's the season of/for feeling... What do you feel about that? What are you thinking about right now? That's your "realest" self trying to be born and move forward. LEO (7.23-8.22) Wait. Your problems are all of your own design. It's a Scorpio at home and a Taurus at work; both involved with the divine and acting like a jerk. Wait. Let them play all around you. They'll live. You'll live. If we can but wait… It's not your turn to burn...yet. VIRGO (8.23-9.22) This week works for you. You like Taurus, and you just LOVE Scorpios — whenever you let your hang-ups rest. Get earthy. Get your garden going. Please read Taurus. The Full Moon is in your party House. LIBRA (9.23-10.22) You're active in the realm of other people's money. Good timing! Materialism's on the rise (for one more week, in Taurus), but it's about to move into meaning (Gemini). Whatcha gonna do wid yer money, honey? Doing your yoga? That's how one accrues great savings in the Eternal Bank and Trust from this life to the next. SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Please read Taurus for the timing. Be born again. Ever seen "The Fountain"? The mystery of eternity may/will not be clothed in the raiment of one's expectations. That's what creates the barriers that separate the worlds/bardos. Low-profile amidst continued opposition, too numerous to mention. Humility can only be learnt — never taught. Remain humble and prepare for success — in 6 Full Moons. SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) The Full Moon at dawn on Tuesday starts your 3-day lunar high as a prelim to the Full Moon in your sign on June 15th. Gather now. Spend then. Keep it short and sweet, my friend. CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) You've got a month to get it in gear. That's why I'm not going to bore you here. Study music's many lessons. You can tell a great deal about a person by guessin' their favorite type of music and their favorite song(s)… What's yours? AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Saturnine: Take your time. Make music to make money. A month from now, you'll taste the honey. For now, travel and education are your destination. Uranians: Rebels without applause? Start something! Now. PISCES (2.20-3.20) No wonder you're in outer space, looking/searching for your place, left to taste the face and right to win the race that you forgot to lose so's you could really sing da blues. That's what it's like. Gimme one reason, Whitey Ford. You bored? Don't read the paper. Don't watch the news. The blues is on the loose. Long live da blues. ARIES (3.21-4.20) Money, money, money, thick as honey on a slow drip from your hip. Hop on into the shop and show the tip-top whatchu got that's hot! Just warmin' up for my spot. Please read the intro to see what's hot and flamin', with no blamin'.

posted at 06:10 am
on Thursday, May 12th, 2011


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