Cosmic Forecast, Sept 8-Sept 14

Happy Full Moon in Pisces! Hell yes! Let’s party all weekend! Tell the judge your astrologer told you to. Things will not be as they seem; it will be more like a dream. Hey, that just makes for a REAL party (Pisces)! Do the work first, with the Sun (brilliantly), Mercury (intelligently) and Venus (beautifully) all in Virgo! This be the truth, from Michael P.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  By the time you read this, your ruler Mercury will be in Virgo ’til the 25th. Time to redo everything that misfired during the first week of August, when Mercury tried to initiate this same transit and/but went retrograde. Fix the details and re-communicate with the principles/principals you were most concerned with at that time. Now, it can/will work. Communication is/will be the key, as always with/for thee.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  One more week for you to get the details together (along with the rest of us), and then you’re welcomed into 7th Heaven. Do the work first/now. Venus, love and art are scheduled to return you in one week, when next we speak.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Plutonians: Kick it into gear next Friday, the 16th. It won’t be easy. It’ll take/be hard work, since luck is/will not be with you (Jupiter is in your opposite sign of Taurus). Martians: One more week in the barrel, matey. Stay at home, low-profile, visit your mom for a while, and decide how you can make her smile. Your relationship with your mother is/parallels your relationship with the/your universe.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) The Full Moon on the 12th squares your Sagittarius planets, presenting you with vague difficulties that you, yourself, are somehow responsible for. Sometimes we can be/become our own worst enemies. Guess how the MOJO knows? Wait ’til Christmas for your luck to (re)turn. Ho, ho, ho?

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  You’ve got a month ’til your father, boss, mentor, teacher, landlord, the I.R.S. or some other authority figure calls on you for an accounting. What do/would you think would be your best course of action? Maybe try getting the/your work done NOW?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  The Moon is in your sign ’til 2:26 p.m. (Omax time) on Saturday, the 10th. Friday is very good for you, and Saturday climaxes around noon with the beginning of a/your dream come true. Then the Moon enters your money (2nd) House, and after you get done feeling sorry for yourself around dinnertime, it blo$$om$ into a/the Full Moon Moonday!

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Happy Full Moon in your sign on Sunday night, Moonday morning — or probably/hopefully the whole weekend! It all starts around noon on Saturday, with a lunar conjunction with your mystical ruler Neptune. How deep — how high — can you dream if you know things are not as they seem?

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Please read Scorpio. You’ve got one hell-of-a-Full Moon in your sign coming up on October 11th. More about that next week, when next we speak. Meditate ’til then…

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  You’re a week away. Have fun ’til this week is done. Love is in the air… By the way, who do you care to/plan on “wintering” with, anyway? It all starts with a “kith.” (Anything for a rhyme, any time!) Art is fine! Beauty pays duty! Love is love — and you are it! Start acting like it. You do like it, don’t you? When can you tell an actor isn’t acting? Maybe I’ll remember by next week, when once again we speak…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Thank you for existing. You add so much to our lives here on Earth, with your wit, your intelligence, your humor, your quickness and the work you do with all your gifts and your beloved hands. We continue to need your lightness and input. It’s a much colder Earthly experience without you. Poetically, you are “the breath of spring.” Time to work on your house.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Dream seeker: The Full Moon in Pisces is on Moonday the 12th, at 4:20 (give or take 7 minutes) a.m. You’ll be dreaming(?), of course, but of what? The dream started/starts on Saturday, the 10th, around noon. Start a dream diary. Date ’em, so a person like me could relate ’em to a person like thee. Dream this, the truth, from Michael P.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  A$trologically, there are 2 kind$ of money: Your$ (the 2nd Hou$e) and other people’$ (the 8th Hou$e). The $un (your ruler), Mercury (the planet of mentality) and Venus (the planet of love, art and beauty) are tran$iting your 2nd Hou$e. The Pisce$ Full Moon conjunct it$ my$tical ruler, Neptune, on the early cu$p on the 10th are $prouting from your 8th House. If you can’t figure it/that out, I’m taking away your $cepter and you’ll be $tuck on thi$ planet like the re$t of u$ poor, broke mortal$.

posted at 10:26 pm
on Wednesday, September 07th, 2011


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