Cosmic Forecast, Dec. 15-Dec. 21

Finally, this is the week to do it. There will be others, but not ’til January. Starting on the 19th, please study the Maya, and a light will shine for you on the 24th. Realize that by reading this article and these words you’re seeking some possible knowledge of the/your future. Realize that you’re studying these words with a purpose. Realize that for better or worse, a blessing or a curse…the Maya are coming… The Maya are coming… Realize the Maya…
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i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  You’ve got one more week of power, and then it’s time to hit the shower. (Hey kid, I can get you a scholarship to Penn State, if you wanna play ball…) After that… (I’m talkin’ ’bout the week, not the shower.) On Christmas Day you’re due to flash back to last June’s projects. Your ruler Jupiter moves direct at 0 degrees Taurus, where it started last June, and where it will transit ’til next June. Taurus rules real estate, economy, landscaping, gardening, the voice, the pursuit of pleasure and LOVE! Merry Christmas! Start now. (Excuse me… Dropped the soap. Would you mind…?)

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  It may seem like it’s almost over… It’s not. The harmony you seek (while your ruler Saturn continues transiting Libra) will take ’til next October to peak. You’ve been working on it for 2 years so far, since Halloween, 2009. Think musically, harmoniously, beautifully, artistically and lovingly. It all relates to “Relating.” That’s the name of an excellent book by the beautiful Liz Greene. Get it for yourself as a merry Christmas gift from MOJOPO.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Uranians: It’s all new to/for you. Look around for the endless possibilities that new starts offer. In some ways, this is your spring. Your esoteric ruler, the planet Uranus, is restarting at 0 degrees Aries. Use your 3rd eye. Where do you “see” yourself around March 21st? Saturnians: Read Capricorn.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Jupiterians: Your happiness lies under the tree. Open up on Christmas Day, around sunset. Neptunians: There’s a BIG new ocean view opening up for you around the 1st of March. Watch the waves and prepare to become one with the cosmic surf, to find out what your dreams are “worf.” (Anything for a rhyme — anytime.)

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Please read the Uranian part of Aquarius. Your karma is locked up to/with theirs ’til 2019. What does the color “electric, light blue” do for/to you? We’ll see, won’t we? Psychic hint: When your 3rd eye starts to itch… Don’t scratch it.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Merry Christmas! There’s something BIG under the tree for thee… Jupiter, the planet of luck, opportunity, beneficence, expansion and philanthropy, moves direct at the beginning of Taurus on Christmas Day. You have been good little boys and girls, haven’t you? You know you can’t lie to Santa, right? We’ll find out, won’t we?

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Wheeewww….! Thank God, Allah, Amen Ra, Wakan Tanka and Jehovah that’s over! It’s a good time to redirect the misdirection of these last 3 weeks since Thanksgiving. Your “partners”(?) still have the power, but at least now they’ll possibly be able to listen — and then communicate? It could/should all rectify itself by the 2nd week in January…Inshallah.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Prepare for the New Moon in Capricorn (your opposite sign) on the 24th, at lunchtime. It would be a good idea (and very tricky, cosmically) for you to fast the day before Christmas. Yeah, I know… ’Twill never happen. How about some yoga, then? Both are ruled by Capricorn. That’s why neither concept is part of your vocabulary, huh? Well then, how about paying off old debts? Ahhh-hahhh… You got that 20 bucks you owe me? Strike 3! I’m outta here.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Sorry for all the confusion. Hope you used it well — before it used you. It’s almost time for you to go back to work. One more week, I think. If you work while others party, then maybe you can continue to party while others work… Works for me.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini. With you, it’s your home center — not your partners. Mars is still very much in your sign, ’til July. Aries friends are/will be great motivators. Just remember, they don’t/won’t listen, ’cuz they’re smarter than you (and everybody else?)…

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Capricorn. Your ruler Venus moves into Aquarius ’til mid-January. You’re about to explore some “unexpected (Aquarius) pleasure” (Venus in the 5th House). And you thought you knew/had tried it all… Christmas finds you alone, in thought. Do some yoga and become one with the all, as a gift to/from your divine self. I mean, what’s Christmas really all about?

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Is it just you, or is it everybody? Everything? Every dream? Usually, you can’t keep it in your pants. Now, you can’t even keep it on the ground! Transcendence is beckoning, raising its ugly purple head once again. Maybe you were right? Maybe (transcendent) sex is (the root of) everything? “Butt” in a good way? Olé! Yours truly, Miguel Jose.

posted at 10:50 pm
on Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

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