by Ryan Syrek

Hereafter = D- Nobody tell Clint Eastwood his movie about death sucks. It may kill him. Red = B AARP-sponsored carnage, with added Malkovich. Never Let Me Go = A Does watching a movie about how depressing it is that life is so short count as irony? ON DVD Scott Pilgrim vs the World = B+ Whoa, these hipsters know kung fu! Secretariat = F If the dialogue doesn’t kill you, you’ll kill yourself. Worst of the year. ON DVD Toy Story 3 = A- Come for the laughs, stay for the contemplation of the toy afterlife. READER RECOMMENDS Waiting for Superman = A You’ll learn more by watching this documentary on public education than most students do by attending public schools.

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