Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions for January 21
Here's how I see the weekend for those who aren't as big a Bears fan as I am (ie, the rest of the world), haiku style:
1.) No Strings Attached - $18 million
Nice try, Natalie
but I will not be fooled here.
Back, you saucy minx!
2.) The Green Hornet - $17 million
Hope you liked last week
because it's all downhill now.
Say "bye bye" Hornet.
3.) The Dilemma - $9 million
This is a big flop
but I could have told you that.
Comedies need jokes.
4.) True Grit - $8 million
Keep it up, Rooster!
This is a remake legend!
Give us more Westerns!!!
5.) The King's Speech - $8 million
It's just not that good.
I mean, I know it's not bad
but it isn't GOOD.
Wildcard - Black Swan - $7.5 million
Two-hit Natalie
has a lot to be proud of!
Except for her laugh.
Okay, that's it for me. It's now all Bears all the time.
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posted at 03:48 pm
on Friday, January 21st, 2011
