Cosmic Forecast, Jun. 14-20

The breath of spring (Gemini) is about to blow itself away (cute trick?). We’ll see (feel) what the waters of life (Cancer) have to say (deal), as the winds of change (steal) surrender to the (real) sweet heat of a summer beat, and the livin’ is “eeeeee z”… Stay nice as ice, cool as a jewel, and diamonds all the timin’ (-’s everything). Tiptoeing through the tulips with your mint juleps. The Gemini/Cancer New Cazimi Moon is on the 19th, Tuesday morning, at 10:02, Omax time. It’s a hot and heavy psychic power sway — a half an hour either way. Summer starts at sunset on Wednesday, the 20th. Es verdad! -Miguel Jose
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c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  How’s your money situation? Had to think about it, didn’t you? It’s okay. It’s just your ruling planet Mercury cruisin’ through your theoretical 2nd House of finance, economy and whatever mores you’ve accrued/acquired along the way; the Tao of your materiali$tic ethic$, cruisin’ for a brusin’. How much would it take for you to $ell out? We’ll find out.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Happy summer! The next week is the week you’ve been waiting for! The Cazimi New Moon is on your cusp with Gemini! That means 2 (your favorite, luckiest number) Full Moons in your sign this year. The 2nd (there’s your # again!) one is also Cazimi, on July 18th. That puts the Full Moon on the 3rd of July. This starts the month you’ve been waiting for! Use it before you lose it (…like your Gemini “friends.” How does the MOJO know?)!

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Please read the intro (…for a change — how does the MOJO know?). Now, define “egotist” for me. I’ll lend/send you MY (Hint!) point of view next week, when next we speak. Time for you to meditate on your shortcomings…privately (for just for a month, Wussy!).

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Call your mom! If she’s gone, like mine, open up (to) a dream line. I woke up on Mother’s Day to the unmistakable warmth of my departed mom’s psychic embrace. As parents, they(’ll) always wish they could have done better. After they’re gone, it will be our turn to wish and wonder… Call your folks while we/you still can.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Two more short, little weeks of emotional distress/confusion. Is it your money or your love you’re losin’? Who/what does that statement have you thinking of amusin’ or abusin’? It’s better to be in love than not, ’cuz love will get you through when you ain’t got a lot. That’s when you bond — or not. Like James Bond often said, “Shaken, not stirred…” Jesus! Do you think he might have been that exacting to please in bed? (Scorpio, perhaps? You bet!)

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Can you feel (Gemini rules the hands) the love (Venus rules the love)? Pluto’s retrograde ’til mid-September, so you might as well put all those BIG MONEY, mass-communication concepts on the back burner ’til fall. Maybe ’til then, Mars can lead you to/through the stars after all… Mars is in Virgo in your theoretical 11th House. Time for you to party/gather with the people you work with. Mother Nature (either her or a representative here on Earth) will be there, and will offer something for you. Wear red. She will…

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Here it goes/comes! Your ruler Jupiter transits in opposition for the coming year! You start by being/becoming your own worst enemy, and finish by/as seeing yourself as others do, have and will. You don’t/won’t know if you’re coming or going… Maybe you should see a gynecologist?

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  One more, loooong week, and then you can speak truthfully, harmoniously, omnisciently and circumspectly — thus circumventing some circumstantial circumstance. In other words, the circle you’ve been seekin’ since April Fool’s Day will be completing in one more, looong weekend…

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Your wakeup call was last Tuesday afternoon. Your fingers are the feathers on the wings of your perfection. Create and fly above it all!

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Neptunians: Nighty-night ’til November. You’ll have a whole year to remember (both ways) — the year ahead and this last year behind — to blow your mind. Jupiterians: Please read Sagittarius. With you, Jupiter will square your Piscean planets, rendering those same results. Your desire to enhance/expand (Jupiter) your career (10th House) depends on your ability to communicate (Gemini).

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  You’ve got a rough (Mars) field to plow (in Virgo). Take all the clumps and lump ’em together. When you smooth ’em out, you’ll feel better. Being humble as the Earth will be the key that opens the lock that’s blockin’ your jockey’s worth. Keep him in your pants as you wait/work and have half a chance for a new/real romance after July 4th (as Mars enters Libra). You know the rules when it comes to the family jewels? Don’t/never risk what you can’t afford to lose. Low-profile ’til the 4th of July, when/then you’ll know why…

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  You’ve got two trains a-runnin’ you to/through Money Town. One’s fun — and the other’s just to get you off the ground and back around. Whoooo, whooooo! These two trains will take a year to clear. All aboard! Your ticket’s issued for the 27th of June, after noon. See ya soon…

posted at 12:35 pm
on Tuesday, June 12th, 2012

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