On Your Radar: A Teacher
Netflix Roulette: Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning
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Jack the Giant Slayer
The theory holds that monkeys typing on a typewriter can eventually produce “Hamlet” by accident. Presumably, Jack the Giant Slayer is one of the monkeys’ lesser works. Hobbled together by five writers, one of whom is a previous Best Screenplay Oscar winner, this film is a series of studio executive notes stretched into two hours. Unimaginative, uninspired, undeserving of attention, this...
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Beautiful Creatures
It has been claimed by the defendant, Mr. Ryan Syrek, that the film Beautiful Creatures is neither “reductive Twilight barf” nor “derivative young-adult hormonal daydreaming” but that it is, instead, “charming and kinda fun.” The prosecution points to Mr. Syrek’s questionable celebration of such films as Miss Congeniality 2 and Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters as evidence of his compromised...
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On Your Radar: Big Ass Spider
Netflix Roulette: Goon
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On Your Radar: Zero Charisma
Netflix Roulette: Compliance
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A bus ride that's just an average bus ride that feels like no average bus ride. |
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Do you like awesome? Because this has lots of awesome. |
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One can't physically be drunk enough to make this fun. |
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Not quite "boldly," but this sequel still "goes" pretty far. |
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A silent, Spanish retelling of Snow White with bullfighting is better than it sounds... |
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An abstract-but-understandable romance/thriller/sci-fi/mystery. |
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Who didn't read the book and imagine a Jay-Z score? |
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It's the slow Romanian melodrama you've been (not) waiting for! |
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The Hangover Part III is so jaw-droppingly terrible, America deserves an explanation. Not because this series has become...
If modern nerd culture has a “patient zero,” it was Mr. Trekkie (or Miss Trekker, if you’re nasty). Their legendary...
A silent film reimagining Snow White shot in black and white and set in Spain, in which the heroine is a bullfighter, is...
Writer/director Shane Carruth’s 2004 film, Primer, isn’t just a great time-travel movie; it’s one of the best science...
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