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DVD Discovery: Animal Kingdom
Let’s give it up for the ladies. Once the purview of mustachioed men with Italian last names, the “cops and crooks” movie genre has flung open the doors to the clubhouse. Last year gave us several films in the genre with strong female leads instead of damsel-in-distress love interests. Playing an Aussie-accented version of The Godmother in the under-appreciated Animal Kingdom, Jacki Weaver...
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Why would people see a movie this weekend? Don't they know they have to spend Friday night shopping for goodies for Sunday's Bears game, spend Saturday doing the necessary voodoo and sacrifices, and spend Sunday morning crying, breathing into a bag, and then trying not to barf as the Bears attempt to go to the Super Bowl? That's what everybody else is doing right? Well, apparently, that's not...
entered on 01/21/11 at 03:48 PM | read more »
"With great junk, comes great responsibility" - Better Off Ted
You can always tell how excited I am by my junk. If my junk seems all peppy and wild, it's probably a good indication that I can't wait for what this weekend will bring. There's no doubt in my mind that given the Chicago Bears playing for the NFC Championship on Sunday, my junk will indicate how thrilled I am, how unbelievably...
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Make you a deal: If you somehow have the ability to influence that outcome of the Bears/Packers game on Sunday, you can feel free to never buy me anything again provided you get me a Bears "W." I would be able to even offer more than just not buying me something. I would give you something. Something reasonable. Like my home.
But since I think the only folks who will influence the outcome are...
entered on 01/20/11 at 03:17 PM | read more »
Doodily doo...nothing to see here today...no news that would send shockwaves across the interwebs, wrinkling the brains and uncorking the loins of nerds or anything...squiddy squoo...I'll just sit here twiddling my HOLY ANNOUNCEMENT (that isn't the 10 commandments), BATMAN!!! We bagged ourselves a kitty!
Anne Hathaway, who I'm on the fence about as an actress (not as someone to look at,...
entered on 01/19/11 at 04:13 PM | read more »
I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life. Well, at least not all of it. I just want to tell you how to live your life on a few specific days. So grab a pen and get to stuffin’ your schedule.
entered on 01/19/11 at 09:52 AM | read more »
A bus ride that's just an average bus ride that feels like no average bus ride. |
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Do you like awesome? Because this has lots of awesome. |
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One can't physically be drunk enough to make this fun. |
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Not quite "boldly," but this sequel still "goes" pretty far. |
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A silent, Spanish retelling of Snow White with bullfighting is better than it sounds... |
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An abstract-but-understandable romance/thriller/sci-fi/mystery. |
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Who didn't read the book and imagine a Jay-Z score? |
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It's the slow Romanian melodrama you've been (not) waiting for! |
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The Hangover Part III is so jaw-droppingly terrible, America deserves an explanation. Not because this series has become...
If modern nerd culture has a “patient zero,” it was Mr. Trekkie (or Miss Trekker, if you’re nasty). Their legendary...
A silent film reimagining Snow White shot in black and white and set in Spain, in which the heroine is a bullfighter, is...
Writer/director Shane Carruth’s 2004 film, Primer, isn’t just a great time-travel movie; it’s one of the best science...
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