That groundhog knows his shit, huh? In the midst of the coldest stretch of the year that fuzzy bastard said "it ends soon." Well tickle me with groundhog fur, we've been swimming around in melted snow rivers as the temps have soared and with it, my mood! Rejoice for the wonder of nature and its ability to lessen my grumpitude. Unless of course I'm watching the Grammys. Last night Facebook friends...
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"With great junk, comes great responsibility" - Better Off Ted
Finally! I made you wait for my junk too long this week, and I apologize. My junk is something that nobody should wait for, as a general rule. I've been trying to get people to look at my junk whenever they want for years now. The more the merrier, when it comes to my junk, I say! And yet, here I go, making you think my junk wasn't...
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I suppose I should be thankful. Right now, everybody around me is either infected with some plague that is clearly a precursor to the zombie apocalypse or otherwise afflicted with mental ailments. Me? I feel sleepy pie and have a tiny throat tickle. So I SHOULD be satisfied with having superior hit points to everyone else, but I'm not. I want stuff. More stuff. Expensive stuff. Stuff you buy....
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Not to keep whining every opening paragraph, but I've been inexplicably exhausted lately. If it turns out that there really IS an invisible midget sitting on my chest, I'm going to be pissed. And slightly amused...but mostly pissed. I'm hoping this weekend will see me catch up on some sleep and get some much needed mental catch-up time, but it's probably going to devolve into some spontaneously...
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Steven Soderbergh may not generate the snobby, effete buzz of some name directors, yet he’s arguably the most prolific and accomplished American filmmaker of the past 20 years. As special guest for the Feb. 20 Film Streams Feature Event III, An Evening with Steven Soderbergh, he headlines Omaha’s must-see cinema event of 2011. Skeptics must concede he has the juice to qualify as an elite...
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Oscar pleasure is usually reserved for grouches or award show addicts. As both, one of my favorite weekends has finally arrived: Film Streams at the Ruth Sokolof Theater (FilmStreams.org) presents its annual screening of the year’s Oscar-nominated short films. These proud members of the itty-bitty cine committee are pint-sized powerhouses proudly packaged together for ease-of-viewing on the big...
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Epic, action-packed and so serious Superman ditches his visible underpants! |
GRADE |
Nothing more than a PR feature for superstars who didn't need it. |
GRADE |
Vulgar, insane and easily the funniest movie of the year so far. |
GRADE |
It turns out following a bank-robbing, karate-chopping rapist cult leader is bad. |
GRADE |
A magic trick somewhere between "peekaboo" and David Blane. |
GRADE |
One more time, with (all the) feelings! |
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It's like HBO's "Girls," only with less nudity and crying. |
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A sweet daydream where cancer gets you Pierce Brosnan. |
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Yes, you’re reading a review for This is the End, a comedy so profane it manages to defile...
Often culturally glamorized for establishment bucking, innovative musical clucking and free-spirited…lovemaking, the...
Of the myriad of tricks pulled by magicians in Now You See Me, the least believable is attempted by Ed Solomon, Boaz Yakin...
You know the moment. It’s that split second when your mouth sprints right when your brain comes up lame. Suddenly, an...
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