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Episode 135 - Matt drops the ball…repeatedly…

On Your Radar: Locke

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THE 2014 MOVIEHA-SCERS NOMINATIONS

As promised, below you will find the most prestigious list in history: The first annual nominees for the Movieha-scers, our answer to the Oscars. Please comment below as to who you think should win each race, and we'll let you know this weekend the winners. 

And the nominees are:

Best Film Matt Likes But Pretends to Hate to Piss Ryan Off

  • Ain’t Them Bodies Saints
  • Philomena
  • Frances Ha
  • Before Midnight
  • To the Wonder

Best Quotation

  • “Why don’t you climb back into your rocket and f**k off back to Legoland, you c**t.”  - The World’s End
  • “I hate space.” – Gravity
  • “If you ride like lightning, you’re gonna crash like thunder.” – The Place Beyond the Pines
  • “Look at my shit! I got…I got SHORTS! Every fuckin’ color. I got designer T-shirts. I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin’ VAM-PIRES. I got SCARFACE. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y’all. I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape. Mix it up with Calvin Klein. I smell nice!” – Spring Breakers
  • “Some kids... some little kids they wanna grow up to be president, some kids wanna grow up and be doctor y'know? I just wanted to be bad” – Spring Breakers

Best Squee-inducing Moment for Matt

  • Heimdall kills a spaceship – Thor: The Dark World
  • Flying robot punches (all) – Pacific Rim
  • The Meat Monster – John Dies at the End
  • Smaug goes mental – The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
  • Poltergeist rape and Satan castration – This is the End

Worst Movie Other Critics Think Is Good

  • Mud
  • American Hustle
  • Captain Phillips
  • The Spectacular Now
  • The Way Way Back

Best Movie Other Critics Think is Bad

  • Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
  • Man of Steel
  • Only God Forgives
  • To the Wonder
  • Olympus Has Fallen

Film Most Deserving a Sequel That Won’t Get One

  • The World’s End
  • Beautiful Creatures
  • John Dies at the End
  • Olympus Has Fallen
  • This is the End

Biggest Crush

  • Jennifer Lawrence – American Hustle, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  • Shaylene Woodley – The Spectacular Now
  • Britt Marling – The East
  • Amy Seimetz – Upstream Color
  • Amy Adams ­– Man of Steel, American Hustle

Best Performance by an Actor or Actress Matt Should Know the Name of But Can’t Remember

  • The guy who plays the transsexual in Dallas Buyers Club
  • Bilbo from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
  • The female lead in Ain’t Them Bodies Saints
  • The guy who starred in and wrote/directed Upstream Color
  • The female half of the couple that’s been in Before Midnight, Before Sunrise, and Before Sunset

The Best of the Almost Good

  • Warm Bodies
  • Star Trek: Into Darkness
  • The Great Gatsby
  • Now You See Me
  • American Hustle

Movie Title That Would Be Best Improved By Adding the Words “In The Butt” To It

  • Star Trek Into Darkness In the Butt
  • Best Man Down in the Butt
  • Catching Fire in the Butt
  • Grudge Match in the Butt
  • Machete Kills in the Butt

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