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<p>Look ahead: Tomorrow's festivals may include inexpected sacrifices</p>

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Beware the town festival

Small town festivals will soon turn weird, and sometimes deadly

A strange trend will start in American in the next few years: Small-town festivals. These will start out saturated in Americana, including American flags and men dressed as Uncle Sam. But they will quickly become idiosyncratic, as locals start to recreate their regional history, or local legends, or small-town heroes.

These festivals will vie with each other for national attention, especially as reality television turns its attention to these towns and starts to reward them for uniqueness. Area-specific foods and dances will develop, as well as regionally specific dtyles of dress and decoration. Town will even develop their own ritual events, sometimes borrowed from history, sometimes invented.

In some places, these seemingly harmess rituals will turn violent, and sometimes even deadly. Sometimes this will be through accidents, with people drowning in lakes or falling off cliffs. But there will be a few instances where members of a small town will deliberately torture or even kill someone, ritualistically, carried away by their town's weird culture.

posted at 08:20 pm
on Thursday, October 08th, 2015


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