Cutting Room for September 13

  • In the United States, the news that Hayao Miyazaki is retiring from filmmaking was met with tears by fans of international animation and invisible blinking question marks over the heads of most people. Hoping to change that, Studio Ghibli is releasing The Wind Rises, likely Miyazaki’s last film, for a qualifying Oscar run. You may not catch it in theaters, but do catch it at some point. This would be like knowing it was the last Walt Disney film ever…and Disney was a pure genius and not anti-Semitic…
  • Look, this cannot be the first time you have heard this information. Not if it in any way interests you, but I’ll pass it along just so everyone is on the same page: Harry Potter is back. Kinda. Sorta. Not really. But J.K. Rowling will write the screenplay inspired by the textbook Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them with an eye towards a spinoff franchise from the rich Potterverse. Apparently Potter fans (Pottheads) are of two minds: half of them peed themselves and discovered God, the other half blasted the crass commercialism and sullying of the brand. Me? I just tried not to get between them.
  • The next Jurassic Park may be a reboot or a straight third sequel. But now we know what to call it: Jurassic World. It’s unclear whether this is a play on the “Disney World” theme park element or an indication that dinosaurs be everywhere yo. Personally, I hope it’s the latter. Mostly because I want dinosaurs everywhere, yo.
  • In what may wind up being the “shot heard round the world” that signals a new war on bloated blockbuster budgets, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 has quietly been delayed. To when? Good question. The insanely profitable series lost a wee bit of star power when Johnny Depp sullied his brand with The Lone Ranger. That and a series of monster-funded flops has made studios gun-shy. These pirates have died before and come back, but if they fade off into the afterlife without much noise, we’ll have the first casualty in the war for higher quality. In other words: Die, Pirates, die.

Cutting Room provides breaking local and national movie news … complete with added sarcasm. Send any relevant information to film@thereader.com. Check out Ryan on Movieha!, a weekly half-hour movie podcast (movieha.libsyn.com/rss), catch him on the radio on CD 105.9 (cd1059.com) on Fridays at around 7:30 a.m. and on KVNO 90.7 (KVNO.org) at 8:30 a.m. on Fridays and follow him on Twitter (twitter.com/thereaderfilm).

  •  

posted at 05:27 pm
on Friday, September 13th, 2013

COMMENTS

(We're testing Disqus commenting (finally!); please let us know if you have trouble.)

comments powered by Disqus

 

« Previous Page


Cutting Room for October 24

We’ve been patient. But now, finally, we are getting the single most important product a movie ever promised us. Hendo Hover is determined to make real, usable hoverboards in 2015. You heard me....

more »


Cutting Room for October 17

On Friday Nov. 7, birds will do more than poop on your freshly washed car. Film Historian Bruce Crawford will hold his staggering 35th tribute to classic movies with a screening of The Birds, Alfred...

more »


Movieha! Omaha’s Favorite Movie Podcast

On Your Radar: The Mule

Netflix Roulette:The Double

Please sign up for our RSS feed HERE, download our podcasts and rave about us in the comments section of iTunes HERE, follow us on Twitter...

more »


Cutting Room for October 10

Known primarily as a painter, Andy Warhol also made movies I mostly don’t understand or appreciate. If you feel like seeing whether you can get what the semi-whacko artist was doing with his cinema...

more »


Cutting Room for October 3

The root of the word “fan” is actually “fanatic,” which sounds more maniacal and describes me after the Chicago Bears lose (again). This explains why Aksarben Cinema is naming their ongoing series of...

more »







Advanced Search